• leprechaun

• photosynthesizer

• Grinch

• Masters Champion

• sickly sailor

• Riddler

• Statue of Liberty

• Statue of Liberty impersonator

• Meteorologist’s backdrop

• Mistletoe

• Kermit

as reported in The New York Times

June 9, 1908
FEARS RABIES FROM PET.
Woman Let Dog Lick Scratch on Hand Before It Went Mad.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I know that wise old spiritual leader must make decent money, but there seems to be no record of the…

Highlight here for answer: [sage’s wages]


Colourful Coffins

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t.
Richard Bach

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://flipnotics.com
________________________________________________________________

FRIDAY, JUNE 20, 2008
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant St. 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576

http://andersonfair.com

Doors open at 8:00pm

All is right with the world, friends, which is to say all is left. One is white, one is black, and both candidates for president are left-handed, representing my race in their quest to lead the nation. After 2 decades of prosperity and relative peace with lefties Reagan, Bush Sr., and Clinton in the White House, we’ve now suffered through eight years of disaster with right-handed Bush Jr. (It doesn’t help that he’s also dumb, arrogant, and hard-headed.) Let’s get a left-handed American back in there to see what we can do about all this.

as reported in The New York Times

June 5, 1908
MUSTN’T LAUGH AT POLICE.
They Resolve That They Are Entitled to More Respect and Consideration.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

It’s the strangest thing. He grinds up glossy, crystalline mineral and inhales it through his nose. He says he feels real good when he…

Highlight here for answer: [snorts quartz]


The 700 Hoboes Project

Fear? What has a man to do with fear? Chance rules our lives, and the future is all unknown. Best live as we may, from day to day.
Sophocles

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://flipnotics.com
________________________________________________________________

FRIDAY, JUNE 20, 2008
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant St. 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576

http://andersonfair.com

Doors open at 8:00pm

1. tree
2. hyena
3. dolphin
4. sparrow
5. dog
6. flying fish
7. sloth
8. John McCain
9. yeast
10. waterfall

as reported in The New York Times

June 4, 1908
AUTO STOPS A RUNAWAY.
Wagon Driver’s Life Saved by Horse’s Collision with W.W. Fuller’s Machine.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

“Your hair is interlaced and twisted beautifully!”
“Oh, you think so? I think the way you weave your locks is much prettier.”
“Really? Do you wanna swap?”
“Sure! I’ve just never attempted a…

Highlight here for answer: [braid trade]


The 700 Hoboes Project

What I mean by the Muse is that unimpeded clearness of the intuitive powers, which a perfectly truthful adherence to every admonition of the higher instincts would bring to a finely organized human being. It may appear as prophecy or as poesy. … should these faculties have free play, I believe they will open new, deeper and purer sources of joyous inspiration than have as yet refreshed the earth.
Margaret Fuller

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://flipnotics.com
________________________________________________________________

FRIDAY, JUNE 20, 2008
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant St. 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576

http://andersonfair.com

Doors open at 8:00pm