Southpaw Jones

You now have 12 days to live your life without CRUELTY!
How shall you spend them?
CD Release Tuesday, July 29 @ Cactus Cafe.

Man, I really went political yesterday! Sorry? Now it’s back to what really matters: self-promotion! I had to come up with a brief description of CRUELTY for online sales and what not. Here it is:

Every soul deserves a little CRUELTY. This off center, acoustic collection brings darkness into the light for your twisted enjoyment.

You have no idea how much I tortured myself over those two sentences. It’s over now. No looking back. Blinders on.

Austinites, I’ll perform solo tonight at Flipnotics @ the Triangle. Come grab a seat at 8 pm, and I’ll tell you what’s what using words, musics, gestures, and winks.

And now, the moment I hope to Godspell you’ve all been waiting for: A chance to listen to the (sort of) title track of CRUELTY! It’s The Cruelty of Teenage Girls, track 2 on the CD and one of the more rockin’ numbers. Give it a listen, tell your friends, and/or send them a link to this post: http://southpawjones.com/a-taste-of-cruelty

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Be among the first to get your hands on CRUELTY, available July 29!

as reported in The New York Times

July 17, 1908
FASTED FIFTY-SIX DAYS.
Wife of Outlaw, Unable to Get Doctor, Thus Cured Appendicitis.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

“Where do ponies come from, Mama?”

“Well, little lady, I won’t go into detail. I just know that somewhere out there is a mysterious…

Highlight here for answer: [horse source]


Retro Kid Cereals

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.
Abba Eban

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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TUESDAY, JULY 29, 2008
Cactus Cafe
The Texas Union, 24th & Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
CD Release Celebration for CRUELTY!
(512) 475-6515

http://utexas.edu/txunion/ae/cactus/index.php