Awesome Alphabet Advice

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Avoid
Baths.

Consider
Dips.

Eliminate
Folly.

Go
Higher!

Investigate
Jokes.

Kindly
Love.

Manufacture
Nudity.

Open
Peepers.

Question
Representatives
Scrupulously.

Tinker
Until
Victorious.

Write.

Xylophone!

Yodel
Zealously.

100years Awesome Alphabet Advice
as reported in The New York Times

September 16, 1908
HELD UP BY AUTO ROBBERS.
Mrs. Theodore French Now Goes Armed While Out Driving.

museum Awesome Alphabet Advice
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

One dish features steak, and the next features sushi. The former plate sounds delicious, but I prefer the…

Highlight here for answer: [latter platter]

museum Awesome Alphabet Advice
Wackyfun Food Art Time

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quotopia Awesome Alphabet Advice

The best thing for being sad… is to learn something.
Merlin, The Sword in the Stone by T. H. White

shows Awesome Alphabet Advice

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8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2008
9:00 PM (Doors open at 8.)
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
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2007 Grant 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576

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