Performing at The Neutral Ground Coffeehouse
January 16, 2003
as reported in The New York Times
November 11, 1908
PAINTED HIGH SCHOOL RED.
Nine Pupils Suspended, Having Refused to Tell What They Know.
PASSAIC, N.J. — For four hours the Board of Education last night cross-examined nine high school pupils in an effort to learn who painted the walls and sidewalks of the High School a glaring red on Hallowe’en, but adjourned at midnight without having accomplished anything.
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
This is the worst Belgian batter cake I’ve ever had! Here, try it. Isn’t it an…
Highlight here for answer: [awful waffle]
Charles Alexander meets Barack Obama
Don’t fear god,
Don’t worry about death;
What is good is easy to get, and
What is terrible is easy to endure.
Epicurus
EVERY DANG THURSDAY
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2008
7:00 PM
Spike Gillespie’s Dick Monologues
Hyde Park Theatre
511 West 43rd Street 78751
AUSTIN, TX
For reservations, tickets and info: spike@spikeg.com
dickmonologues.com
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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2008
8:00 PM
CRUELTY Release Show!
Opening Bell – Mosaic
300 North Akard #300 75202
DALLAS, TX
214-665-BELL
openingbellcoffee.com
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2008
3:15 PM
Bill’s Records
1317 S. Lamar 75215
DALLAS, TX
Parking is free in the lot next to the store. Come to Bill’s and browse through all the music and memorabilia! CD’s, vintage records, collectors’ items, T-Shirts, buttons, artwork and more!
billsrecords.com
214-421-1500
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2008
7:30 PM
Opening for The Asylum Street Spankers!
Jefferson Freedom Cafe
1959 Sandy Lane 76112
FORT WORTH, TX
jeffersonfreedomcafe.org
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2008
9:00 PM (Doors open at 8.)
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576
www.andersonfair.com
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5, 2008
Lajitas Resort
HC 70, Box 400 79852
LAJITAS, TX
432.424.5000
lajitas.com
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Order the CD now at southpawjones.com.
Purchase MP3s at cdbaby.com or
.Grab a copy in real time at Waterloo Records, End of an Ear, or Bookpeople in Austin.
Or buy one from me any Thursday at Flipnotics @ the Triangle.
Thank you, come again!
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E-mail southpaw@southpawjones.com
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