Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:
Say what you will. I believe that hairlessness is the future of our species. Britney, don’t listen to the haters. They would much rather be swinging through trees and eating bananas than standing upright and dancing in clubs. Show them how free we can be! Britney hates hair, and so should you!
Share the truth with the world! “Britney hates hair!” in several languages.
Dutch – De haathaar van Britney.
French – Britney déteste des cheveux.
Greek – ????? ????? Britney.
Italian – Britney odia i capelli.
Paul Mitchell – Britney hates wha?!? Oh, this is war.
Japanese – Britney ??????
Portuguese – Britney odeia o cabelo.
Baby Talk – Britnoo gaa gaa.
Spanish – Britney odia el pelo.
Polite Southern Preacher – Brethren, Britney delights in the flesh. Judge not.
Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
Bursts of light from a collision.
Highlight here for answer: [crash's flashes]
Online Museum of the Week
Shaven Cats:
Sorry, no longer available.
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
Thanks, Maggie!
The proper study of mankind is woman.
Henry B. Adams
Plumb, Plumber, Plumbest
Signs o’ the times from Austin’s singing Jewish plumber, Herman Bennett:
Thank you, come again!
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