Spike Gillespie Presents:
“THE DICK MONOLOGUES”
stories told by women
(and men)
about the ways
men wield their appendages!
- TWO PERFORMANCES -
FIRST PERFORMANCE
FRIDAY NIGHT, MARCH 21, 8:30 P.M.
A BENEFIT PERFORMANCE
FOR THE HISTORIC VICTORY GRILL
AT THE VICTORY GRILL
1104 EAST 11TH STREET
SUGGESTED DONATION – $15
For tickets & info for Victory Grill
CONTACT:
VICTORY_GRILL@YAHOO.COM
COME ON OUT FRIDAY AND
SUPPORT A GOOD CAUSE!
- AND -
A SECOND PERFORMANCE
SUNDAY MATINEE, MARCH 30, 2 P.M.
AT THE HYDE PARK THEATER
511 WEST 43rd STREET
ADVANCE TICKETS AVAILABLE
ADMISSION – $12
For tickets & info for Hyde Park
CONTACT:
SPIKE @SPIKEG.COM
FEATURING THE WORKS OF
Jaycee Wilemon, Laura Lane, Suzi Galletti,
Marrit Ingman, Rudy Ramirez, Sarah Barnes,
Southpaw Jones
and introducing:
Buffy Cram and Chandra Washington
and, of course – Spike Gillespie
along with Guest Artists
Tricia Mitchell and Linda Jann Lewis
It’s Gonna Be HOT! HOT! HOT!
DON’T BE THE ONE WHO MISSED IT!

as reported in The New York Times
March 21, 1908
ITALIANS ON ZUST KILL 20 WOLVES.
Auto Racers Surrounded by Savage Animals at Night in Wyoming Mountains.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
You have a very unique way of cowering before me in fear and submission. I could watch you be pathetic all day! Before I whip you, I simply must say that you perform a…
Highlight here for answer: [novel grovel]

If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma
John Travolta


Should Christ be born a thousand times anew,
Despair, O man, unless he’s born in you!
Angelus Silesius

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
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AUSTIN, TX
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