Southpaw Jones

• How do cell phones get married?
By exchanging ring-tones.

• How do you shave a sasquatch?
In sections.

• What kind of activity is the Phil Spector Potato Eating Contest?
A spec-tater sport.

• I’ve got scissors and a coupon book.
Let me cut you a deal.

• This workplace is so boring a hole in my head.

• Why do conservatives like war?
The blood and guts, mostly.

• What did Jesus say to the riding lawn mower?
Do you have a mulching feature? Blessed be the mulch.

• Everyone’s a comedian at the Laundromat, but all their jokes are either spin, agitating, too clean, or too dry.

Lord, give me the heart of a child, and the awesome courage to live it out as an adult.
Catherine Doherty

Again With the Comics




One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

You like to hunt, I understand that, but you must understand my likes and dislikes, too. I prefer seeking out fruit and berries and bringing them back to the cave. So I don’t mind if you go out with your spear, but I’d…

Highlight here for answer: [rather gather]

Thursday, September 27th, 2007
8:00 PM
Bruce Hughes & Southpaw Jones
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
Austin, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://flipnotics.com
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