I’m moving in with my girlfriend…

does anyone want to buy my comic book collection? Mostly 1980s mainstream Marvel stuff, ya know.

should I tell her about this website?

does anyone want my VHS tapes full of professional wrestling?

what’s the most effective birth control method?

should I tell her my real name isn’t Southpaw?

does anyone want my neon-light electric guitar sculpture?

should I buy her flowers every day or just every other day?

do a BB gun and an allen wrench make me the man of the house?

should I set up a temporary counseling hotline for the rest of the women in Austin?

how does one discipline a massive, stubborn housecat?

do you think she’ll let me listen to Usher really loud every morning as is my wont?

100years I’m moving in with my girlfriend…
as reported in The New York Times

Junes 17, 1908
DOG CRUSADE ON LONG ISLAND
All Animals at Large After June 20 to be Taken Up.

museum I’m moving in with my girlfriend…
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Ian here created the popular James Bond character. I keep telling him he’s due for a haircut. I wonder who might be responsible for…

Highlight here for answer: [trimming Fleming]

museum I’m moving in with my girlfriend…
Diem Chau Crayon Art

061708 I’m moving in with my girlfriend…


quotopia I’m moving in with my girlfriend…

We must not make a scarecrow of the law,
Setting it up to fear the birds of prey,
And let it keep one shape, till custom make it
Their perch and not their terror.

William Shakespeare

shows I’m moving in with my girlfriend…

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://flipnotics.com
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FRIDAY, JUNE 20, 2008
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant St. 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576

http://andersonfair.com

Doors open at 8:00pm

Thank you, come again!
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E-mail southpaw@southpawjones.com
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2 Comments

  • 1
    pixy
    June 17, 2008 - 10:36 am | Permalink

    paw,

    a. you said “wont”
    b. i’m not sure i’m ok with the “rhyming” of the riddle today

    that’s all.

    pixy

  • 2
    June 17, 2008 - 4:41 pm | Permalink

    Challenge! That doesn’t actually rhyme! Although, Hemming Flemming does.

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