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Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Sorry the Gazette arrived so late today. “Things are hectic at the office.” No, I never thought I’d be saying/typing that either.

Anyhoo, thanks to Tom & Rhonda for an excellent dinner last night. And for left-overs!

I thought I’d celebrate Friday with some euphemisms. Enjoy!

Euphemisms for SEX and/or MASS LAY-OFFS:
1. shucking the corn
2. expelling the boys
3. trimming the fat

Euphemisms for DEATH and/or A HANGOVER:
1. the great gorge of mystery
2. cosmic headache
3. really, really dehydrated

Euphemisms for PASTRY BAKING and/or CORPORATE CRIME:
1. poking the white man
2. browning the goods
3. buttering the croissant layers

Southpaw Jones presents

The Corazon Free Trade Lucha Libre Mask Collection:

SUPER RATON!

Spike Gillespie presents
Spaiku!
A look at her world / seventeen syllables and / three lines at a time:

we are free! but it
costs us ten bucks per session
plus various pains

Southpaw Jones presents

Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
Euphemism is a euphemism for lying.
Bobbie Gentry

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Silly games for silly times:

Here’s another crazy French game…guide that snake with your arrow keys, my friend! I found it here.

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