Southpaw Jones

Maggie’s sister-in-law Julie took this little picture of us on Lake Travis.

I wish I was there right now.

as reported in The New York Times

November 19, 1908
SNEEZED HIMSELF TO DEATH.
Practical Joker’s Snuffthrowing Proves Fatal to a Paterson Man.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Here you see a mysterious etched plate that is really quite dangerous. The museum has stored it in a special case that reduces its power. When one comes in contact with the carved out design, it magically removes free will and turns the victim into an owned servant. You might not want to get too close to the…

Highlight here for answer: [enslaving engraving]


Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness

The goal of creation is—to please the creation, i.e. the Creator wants to fill us with the very best. And until a man receives all the very perfect and the very best that has been ordained for him by the Creator, he experiences the lack of everything, and this is the sign that he hasn’t yet reached the goal of the creation.
Baruch Ashlag

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Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
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9:00 PM (Doors open at 8.)
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HOUSTON, TX
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LAJITAS, TX
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