Southpaw Jones

5 Facts, 1 TX Town, a Springsteen Lyric, and a famous Jew
In no particular order:

1. Exposure to higher rates of testosterone before birth can lead to a left-handed child.
2. Belcherville, Texas
3. Ciotóg is an Irish word used to describe left-handed people, which also means ‘strange person’.
4. Aaron Spelling
5. “Ambidexterity” means “skillful on both sides.”
6. “Ambisinistrous,” means “clumsy on both sides.”
7. Crazy Janey and her mission man were back in the alley tradin’ hands.
8. The QWERTY keyboard layout actually favors left-handers.

Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

A VERY slow application of cosmetic creams to the countenance.
Highlight here for answer: [glacial facial]

Online Museum of the Week
The Etch-A-Sketchist :

Alf

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

Some stories are true that never happened.
Elie Wiesel

She Sez
One woman’s womanly perspective:
Ode to Reception
by Maggie Wilhite

tick
…..tock
………..tick
……………tock
riiiing
transfer
riiiing
transfer
point
click
update call log
and don’t forget to SMILE.
in the deafening silence of this boredom
i can actually hear my ass growing.
eyes glazed, back throbbing,
i reach the End of the Internet.
there is no more
to be discovered.
i have lost my will to live and learn.
i resign to the numbness,
coasting in a state of zen.
this desk is a time warp.
in this chair i am the captain
of a big wooden spaceship
that takes me away
to an alternate universe
where i have no legs,
no bladder,
no brain,
and no rights.

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