One Dozen Statements Containing the Word “Fun” that Un-Fun People Often Use
1. Y’all’re no fun!
2. Don’t make fun of me!
3. Wouldn’t it be fun if we played a get-to-know-each-other game?
4. I haven’t had this much fun in years!
5. What do septuagenarians do for fun around here?
6. I feel sorry for people who don’t have fun at work.
7. You’re so funny. (uttered without laughter)
8. I can’t seem to get out of this funk.
9. Have you considered a hedge fund?
10. Regarding Noah’s ark specifically, I am a fundamentalist.
11. Fundamentalists are so dumb, dude.
12. Let’s do that fun thing in town that gets really crowded because it’s really fun.
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for halloween everyday.
Gwen Stefani
Skull-A-Day
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
I broke my backbone, but the doctors were able to fix it using bits of old record albums. Now there’s some LP inside me! I call it my…
Highlight here for answer: [spinal vinyl]
Thursday, November 1st, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2nd, 2007
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
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