Southpaw Jones

CRUELTY is now available!
Order the CD now at southpawjones.com.
Purchase MP3s at cdbaby.com or .
Grab a copy in real time at Waterloo Records, End of an Ear, or Bookpeople in Austin.
Or buy one from me any Thursday at Flipnotics @ the Triangle.

Tonight is the long-awaited Flipnotics @ the Triangle reunion of Matt the Electrician and me, Southpaw Jones. The song title of the week is “Hypodermic Needle (I Swear That’s Not Mine).” Come on down at 8 pm!

Wednesday, I’ll celebrate the release of CRUELTY with a focus on the lyrics at Bookpeople. Several of my friends from the music, drama, and Dick Monologues worlds will join me to orally interpret the words of the latest CD and some older hits. There’ll be free St. Arnolds beer, and it’s a great chance to pick up your copy of CRUELTY if you have not already done so.

And now, some Acronyms for Sarah Palin, the new star of the Republican party.
You may remember her as the woman who tried to destroy the optimism of the nation last night.
Most of these are nonsense, but either campaign can use them if they pay me $600.

PALIN

• Perhaps Another Lapse is Noticeable

• Please Agglutinate Ladies into Neoconservativism

• Politics Are Leaving Itchy Notches

• People Always Love Idiot Narratives

• Polls Are Likely Inaccurate. Next!

• Pull A Leper’s Insecure Nose

• Palins Are Linked to Independence Nutjobs

• Policies Are, Like, Important. Not!

• Pro-life, Anti-American Lady is New!

as reported in The New York Times

September 4, 1908
LASSOED OVER PRECIPICE.
New Yorker Whirls Rope Skillfully and Saves Comrade.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Can you please duplicate this old computer disk for me? C’mon, man, I really need a…

Highlight here for answer: [floppy copy]


Animals Squashed Against Glass

There are only three kinds of pianists; Jewish pianists, homosexual pianists, and bad pianists.
Vladimir Horowitz

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2008
Celebrating the lyrics of CRUELTY!
BookPeople
603 N. Lamar
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 472-5050
www.bookpeople.com