Music: Review - Southpaw Jones - The = Austin Chronicle

Record review

BY JIM=20 CALIGIURI

Southpaw Jones

Bedroom Demos Vol. 1: Zero Demand

Austin has its share of quirky in all art forms, but when it comes to = folksingers, nobody keeps the town weirder than Southpaw Jones. = Comparisons to=20 They Might Be Giants, Jonathan Richman, and perhaps Daniel Johnston are = apt, yet=20 only Jones writes of pop culture, politics, and that thing called love = in a=20 manner that's painfully clever, clear, and truly laugh-out-loud funny. = Equally=20 remarkable is the fact that he's solely responsible for every note = played and=20 all the vocals on Bedroom Demos. While that means a reliance on = clunky=20 rhythm machines and the occasional overly naive keyboard track, the = chorus of=20 Southpaw's on "Seersucker Lullaby" and the doo-wop backing on "Man at = Home"=20 ranks several wows. By covering topics that encompass self-improvement, = X-ray=20 vision, his grandma's liberal politics, and the memoirs of a sniper's = assistant,=20 the bespectacled lefthander might be a bit overwhelming for those who = like their=20 local singer-songwriters in anguish and/or rainbows mode. Bedroom = Demos=20 is only Jones' third album, although he claims to write more than 100 = songs a=20 year. Nevertheless, his talent for bold honesty, quick-witted wordplay, = and=20 innocent yet ear-catching melodies has grown into a monster that can no = longer=20 be ignored.=20

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