Southpaw Jones

All is right with the world, friends, which is to say all is left. One is white, one is black, and both candidates for president are left-handed, representing my race in their quest to lead the nation. After 2 decades of prosperity and relative peace with lefties Reagan, Bush Sr., and Clinton in the White House, we’ve now suffered through eight years of disaster with right-handed Bush Jr. (It doesn’t help that he’s also dumb, arrogant, and hard-headed.) Let’s get a left-handed American back in there to see what we can do about all this.

as reported in The New York Times

June 5, 1908
MUSTN’T LAUGH AT POLICE.
They Resolve That They Are Entitled to More Respect and Consideration.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

It’s the strangest thing. He grinds up glossy, crystalline mineral and inhales it through his nose. He says he feels real good when he…

Highlight here for answer: [snorts quartz]


The 700 Hoboes Project

Fear? What has a man to do with fear? Chance rules our lives, and the future is all unknown. Best live as we may, from day to day.
Sophocles

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