- No one can break a $50 in this town? I just assumed the wealth of my dreams would bring slippery ease to this terrestrial one-act. Wrong. #
- Say what you will about parking garages. They've got great acoustics for humming Del Amitri tunes on a Friday. #
- @oh_steph Hipsters make me feel old. I use the term negatively when they're walking too slow. If I like 'em, I say "guppy" or "go-getter." in reply to oh_steph #
- I think I'll go buy a burger and a iPhone after work. #
- God called me to despise Michele Bachmann this day. I dare not question His will. http://tinyurl.com/ldtvzr #
Tag Archives: tweets
Twitter Week – 2009-08-25
August 25, 2009 – 3:00 pm
Twitter Week – 2009-08-18
August 18, 2009 – 3:00 pm
- Considering a medley in G for the Left Handers Day show tomorrow. Maybe F#. http://bit.ly/x4Fjy #
- @abubbleofearth The way I see it, you righties get 364 days a year to rule the school. in reply to abubbleofearth #
- Happy Left Handers Day to all! #lefthandersday #
- What once seemed black & white turns to so many shades o' gray.We lose ourselves in work to do.Work to do & bills to pay. #springsteenlyrics #
- NEW WORD: Offee. That, of course, is coffee at the office, which is pretty much guaranteed to be off in flavor, color, and texture. #
- Ooo, plz vote for my SXSW Panel: "The Weekly Song: Screw Inspiration & Force It" http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/ideas/view/3580 #
- I have never been in a taxi. Nor have I seen "A Christmas Story" or Europe. Lord, keep this ol' songmaker's heart beating. #
- @mattthee http://twitpic.com/ec47x – What you need is an outlet mall. #
Twitter Week – 2009-08-11
August 11, 2009 – 3:00 pm
- I have NO show tonight.We shall return to Wednesday nights in Sept.This month, I am focused on my philanthropic work: philling my thropic. #
- @lambeco I don't know if I can make that many! #badjoke #canadianoneliners #southpawjonescannotread #
- One week from Left Handers Day, I am intensifying my training for the big Cactus show. Must charm! http://bit.ly/x4Fjy #
- Communal dining can be quite charming (in short stories and tv shows). #
- Every elevator should contain a cat in a funny costume. NOT a serious costume. #
- @drpants You've clearly never been to the Social Clawmentary Kitty Tailor Trailer down in Tampa. in reply to drpants #
- @nodepression Springsteen & the Sessions Band, Live in Dublin…my favorite Friday record. in reply to nodepression #
- If I don't go to the gym this weekend, George Sodini wins. I can't let that happen. #
Twitter Week – 2009-08-04
August 4, 2009 – 3:00 pm
- Boy,I tell you what. @mattthee & I rock Flipnotics tonight for the last time 'til September! The song title is "Bruno." 8:30. You look nice. #
- @davidAMwilensky On 8/18, I'm playing at Jo's Coffee on 2nd St. downtown. It's a hip district! in reply to davidAMwilensky #
- @TheStalwart Excellent question, sir. I have yet to record "Wrestler vs. Rassler" but I hope to place it on Bedroom Demos Vol. 2 someday. in reply to TheStalwart #
- Apologies to Seinfeld/Gaffigan, but what's up with the BLT? Tons of sandwiches have L & T. Is it too embarrassing to order a bacon sandwich? #
- I dreamed I went to an all boys Christian grad school in the parking lot of a shopping mall. $350,000 for two years. Not bad. #
- @paulspivey I grew out my eyelashes so I can't even see other women. in reply to paulspivey #
- "No Woman, No Rye" #Rejectedweirdalsongparodytitles #
- "Wake Me Up Before Han Solo" #rejectedweirdalsongparodytitles #
- "Private Ayes" #rejectedweirdalsongparodytitles @tom_pearson, please see your direct messages. #
- "Stuck with Ewe" #rejectedweirdalsongparodytitles @tom_pearson Definitely a high. #
- @abubbleofearth Howdy, Oklahoma! Do y'all still have Make-Your-Own-6-Pack? in reply to abubbleofearth #
- @tom_pearson Yes. Who, pray tell, will lay down the beatz? in reply to tom_pearson #
- @bellwetheraudio "All Along the Crotchtower" #rejectedweirdalsongparodytitles in reply to bellwetheraudio #
- @tom_pearson I like Thursday. Let's make it happen! in reply to tom_pearson #
- Just sat through a one-hour meeting. So glad this is a rarity. I spent it wondering what Kathy Ireland is up to these days. #
Twitter Week – 2009-07-28
July 28, 2009 – 3:00 pm
- Tonight @FlipnoticsATX, @mattthee and I will perform from the bottom of our hearts & top of our lungs for the middle of the road. 8:30 pm! #
- Oh, yes, and the song title for this week's show is "Capital of Kitsch." You don't have to write it. Just us. You can relax and enjoy. #
- RT @spikegillespie new one up at the austinist. driven to distraction: http://tinyurl.com/lnc57y if you like, por favor recommend. gracias #
- Sometimes I buy corporate coffee for myself on Friday mornings. I pray to heaven's gate that no one recognizes me in my Clark Kent outfit. #
- #Lost theme song winner was revealed! I wonder if it was anything like this: http://bit.ly/4OK21 #
- "Working" through "lunch." I believe I deserve my weekly soft drink cola pop soda now. And I won't try to cook my own this time. #
- Tonight at the Cactus, it's the 3rd Annual Williams & Williams (Hank/Lucinda) Tribute. I'll be there with Jenny Reynolds, Guy Forsyth, etc. #
