- Tonight at Flipnotics, I tell you what, it's Matt the Electrician and I. Title challenge: "Emergency Christmas." 8:30 pm. We like tips. #
- @oh_steph Hey, Janice Sample is a good friend of mine, and I think she's quite fetching, so there. in reply to oh_steph #
- Bell peppers and onions do not belong in a burrito. Crunch goes w/ crunch, mush goes w/ mush. I am decider & divider. Sue me in the face. #
- @mauditmo You mean Thursday, August 13, when I perform at the Cactus Cafe? Oh, well, happy anniversary in advance! in reply to mauditmo #
- Three ways to eat this trail mix: M&Ms before, after, or mixed in with all the other crap. Depends on how long I think I'm going to live. #
- @saborKT You had me at "folk." in reply to saborKT #
- @saborKT "Charles in Charge" could use a folk uke makeover. in reply to saborKT #
- Does ibuprofen cure boredom? If I just believe? I might have to start chewing aluminum to entertain myself. Foiled again! #
- @tom_pearson They never get to sleep, bro! Ain't no locks on those doors! Turns 'em into paranoid sticklers. in reply to tom_pearson #
Tag Archives: tweets
Twitter Week – 2009-07-21
July 21, 2009 – 3:00 pm
Twitter Week – 2009-07-14
July 14, 2009 – 3:00 pm
- Tonight at Flipnotics, it's Matt the Electrician and I, 8:30 pm. The song title of the week is "My Purple Friend," and we love tips, y'all. #
- 20-year-old women can be fun, don't get me wrong, but sometimes they shoot you four times until you are dead. So, so glad I'm not dating. #
- "Does anyone have a telephone? I need to get in touch with the planet I came from." #1stdraftmovielines #
- @weyus No, "Cat Power" is not about Cat Power proper, but that song title challenge did emerge from her name ringing out all the dang time. in reply to weyus #
Twitter Week – 2009-07-07
July 7, 2009 – 3:00 pm
- I bet I eat more chicken sandwiches than you. I don't care if they were raised in shoeboxes as long as they're delivered betwixt bread. #
- @bellwetheraudio If I wanted a movie to give me a tummy ache and hatred for modern constructs, I'd go see Transformers 2. Zing! in reply to bellwetheraudio #
- @weyus White meat is the right meat. in reply to weyus #
- @tom_pearson Oh, I love a tuna-wich, I do. But Maggie's cat tends to climb my body violently when I open a can. He lacks subtlety. in reply to tom_pearson #
- Polishing off "Bringing My Press Corps" for the show tonight. Or maybe I'll procrastinate just a bit longer… #
- @lesmcgehee I'd love to play @cafecaffeine again! Maybe late August? in reply to lesmcgehee #
- @tom_pearson Yessir, the final performance of the Dick Monologues looms large over this night. You are a brave man, and I salute you. #
Twitter Week – 2009-06-30
June 30, 2009 – 3:00 pm
- The song title challenge this week is "Cheesy Movie." I shall have it written by showtime, 8:30 at Flipnotics. I have the power? #
- Problem w/ America #489: Prescription drugs kill more rock stars than rock star drugs. #
- @jeansynodinos Sanford, yes! Also, he's still on cloud 9 from a few days of wild, sinful lovin'. Screw ambition, he's a romantic boy. in reply to jeansynodinos #
- Thanks @nathanwhitehead & @eggplantco We're halfway through with 2009…the song can still come true. http://blip.fm/~8ypes #
- @pleistocene Thanks! I'll have to figure out some new, post-Michael way to play "The Last Remaining Beatle." http://tinyurl.com/m468om in reply to pleistocene #
- Thomas Jefferson was a curious & conflicted, active & artistic, productive & profound man. Know it! http://tinyurl.com/mfrxfn #
- @southpawjones You're doin' great, little guy! #
Twitter Week – 2009-06-23
June 23, 2009 – 3:00 pm
- Mulling the title "Heart Rate Monitor" for tonight's show at Flipnotics. 8:30 pm! #
- I'm drinking half-caf coffee, so I can enjoy twice as much. Now I need a half-energy lambada, so I can dance 'till Saturday. #
- @cyberpr I have written songs for weddings, scandals, show themes, short stories, and soup varieties. What would you like to know? in reply to cyberpr #








