Southpaw Jones

Can someone explain how plain rice
Has suddenly shot up in price?
It once was so common!
Do we now munch on Ramen?
I can’t stand that old dorm room vice!
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The primary in Pennsylvania
Wasn’t exactly Obamania
Hillary won it
Did someone de-fun it?
My interest continues to wane-ia
LINK

The muscles of Texas are flexed
“We’ll save cult kids from being sexed!
Now they are free!
Public school and TV!”
From one abuse right to the next
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That galaxy lacks a good blinker
The other’s a known heavy drinker
Hubble-eyed splendor!
Space fender bender!
Doesn’t this place have a sync-er?
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as reported in The New York Times

April 25, 1908
MAN OF 100 WALKS 15 MILES.
Michigan Centenarian Goes to Funeral of Fellow-Club Member.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I’ve got one building for egg-laying chickens and another for good frying chickens. Then there’s this one where I keep birds specifically for inclusion in yummy stews. Last week, we had a bunch escape through this hole here. About a dozen rebels flew the…

Highlight here for answer: [soup coop]


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