Southpaw Jones

William F. Buckley is dead
Why not Sean Hannity instead?
Limbuagh’s a tumor
But Buckley had humor
All conservatives should be so well-read

A survey on religion revealed
That Americans wander the field
They try out new faith
Like, I’m on my eighth
This isn’t how Granddaddy kneeled

Obama wearing Somali?
He looks like a homemade tamale
Would the pic stir up fear?
No, it made him more dear!
Did Clinton’s staff cook up this folly?

There once was a village Kivalina
It’s in Alaska, dude, not Argentina
They’re suing they guys
That make oceans rise
‘Cause their town may soon be a marina

That’s this week in limerick, friends! Thanks for stopping by! Come back Monday!

as reported in The New York Times

February 29, 1908
TRIES TO KILL A PRESIDENT.
Bomb Falls to Explode When Thrown at Argentine Executive.
BUENOS AYRES — Dr. J. Figueroa Alcorta, President of the republic, early this evening was the object of an abortive attempt at assassination at the hands of a native of Argentina. He hurled a crude bomb as the President alighted from his carriage in front of his residence. The missile did not explode.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

This particular piece, in ¾ time, is quite good, but this critic cannot ignore its imperfections. Please allow me to list some of these…

Highlight here for answer: [waltz faults]


Hilarious Science Fair Experiments

It is happening, but ever so gradually. Two of every five Americans, according to a 2003 Zogby poll cited by Dr. Nadelmann, believe “the government should treat marijuana more or less the same way it treats alcohol: It should regulate it, control it, tax it, and make it illegal only for children”. The Dutch do odd things, but here they teach us a lesson.
‘William F. Buckley, Jr.

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