Southpaw Jones

Rudy had hoped he would stomp
In a state that’s majority swamp
He must be in pain
Now that Mitt and McCain
Are leading for Florida’s pomp

“What you witnessed was no UFO!
Our Air Force reports travel slow.
Stephenville, rest!
Our truth is the best.
Credit us for all objects that glow.”

Barack and the Hil’ head to head!
Party unity hangs by a thread!
“She fell for Iraq!”
Bill’s on the attack!
Talking head words leave Edwards for dead

Coffee is best when it’s hot
And Britney is best when she’s not
Her peculiar insanement
Its pure entertainment
Who needs writers when Spears steers the plot?

Happy Friday! Come back Monday!

Please take a moment to vote for Southpaw Jones as Best Songwriter in The Austin Chronicle Music Poll, http://austinchronicle.com/feedback/musicpoll/07/. You don’t have to live in Austin to vote, and you don’t have to believe he deserves it.

as reported in The New York Times

PREDICTS A UNITED WORLD
National Patriotism Will Give Way to World Patriotism, Says E.D. Mead.
January 25, 1908
“National patriotism will one day give way to ‘world patriotism’ just as State rights has given way to a broader National feeling,” was the assertion made to-night by Edwin D. Mead of Boston in an address at the City Club.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

You say you were friends with Ms. Rivers before she had any plastic surgery. Wow! Exactly how long have you…

Highlight here for answer: [known Joan]


CapedWonder Superman Imagery

I am the women’s pet, the men’s regret. What you see is what you get. And what you don’t see is better yet.
Superstar Billy Graham

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://flipnotics.com

Maggie & Franklin @ Stacy Park, January 20, 2008