Sarah Palin
Dumb Wacko with Lots of Personality
Mitt Romney
Smart Wacko with No Personality
Mike Huckabee
Smart, Lots of Personality, but Still a Wacko
I think the next decade is going to be loads of fun.
as reported in The New York Times
November 20, 1908
TAMPERED WITH DANGER
Finally Had to Give Up Coffee Drinking.
Because the poisonous drug in coffee does not “kill right out,” many persons do not think there is any poison there.
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
I collect rare caviar and modern art. I realize these are rather socially exclusive diversions, but frankly, I enjoy looking down on other people through my interests. In fact, I’m looking for yet another leisurely pursuit that will separate me from the huddled masses. So begins my search for a new…
Highlight here for answer: [snobby hobby]
Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness
After a few months in my parents’ basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of the these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
David Sedaris
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