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Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:
Life is like a brown towel; you don’t have to clean it as often as you should.

Life is like an 11×17″ poster; if you can’t find the perfect frame, hang it on your wall anyway.

Life is like a dear in the headlights; it’s waiting for you to make the first move.

Life is like a crime wave; you hear about it first from your mother.

Life is like a simile; folks think they know how to use it, but they have no idea.

Southpaw Jones presents
Retro Blog
Real journal entries from elementary school:
February 13, 1986
[I was an odd kid.]

At our Valentine party I was reaching into my bag and a hand came out! I yelled, “Ahh!! The Twilight Zone!” Then the hand came out and something else did too!
“Help, help, I crashed! Help!,” it said.
“Who are you?” one child asked.
“I am Love Machine from Love Land in space! Where nobody ever wants to leave! But I left because Hator, Leader of the Hate Army started a war and is winning!”
“We should tell the president!”
Then we did tell the president, and he said a ship to the moon would be going soon and that we could send him to the Love Land from there. Love Machine didn’t want to, so I said I’d go with him. Word went around about me, the first kid on the moon. Then the day came. Blast off!!! Then we were on the moon and we saved Love Land!

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One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
One who breaks up a grouping.
Highlight here for answer: [cluster buster]

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Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
A dramatic critic…leaves no turn unstoned.
George Bernard Shaw

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Humility is our only hope:
1] gluttony
2] leftovers

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