- At Chik-Fil-A, they say “my pleasure” instead of “you’re welcome.” At GNC, they grunt. #
- Spike Gillespie is offering a round of drinks for groups of 15+ at the 3/11 Dick Monologues! http://tinyurl.com/d59bff #
- The dentist just went so far into my mouth, I think he turned my donkey wheel. Waiting for feeling to return before my first sip of coffee. #
- @roblifford Warpstar sure was sold out on Saturday! To great effect. Grab a seat this weekend…you’ll dig it. in reply to roblifford #
- Figuring out which part of the Springsteen Universe to share with a beginner. #
- About to get my metabolism going with six flights of stairs. Praying no office drones see me. “What you movin’ fer?” #
- At the Cactus, waiting for Ana Egge! #
- Weather report says this is officially the slowest week on record. Something about the earth’s rotation and gusts of ennui. #
- Perhaps I’ll go to the library during lunch. Yes, Ron Paul, a public place to be pensive is worth all my dang tax dollars. #
- Entering the 19th day of the slowest week ever. Crew getting restless. I have no Thursday night show! Just a dry socket and a pang or two. #
- Celebrating one month ’till Springsteen + E Street live in Austin! #
- WORDY GURDY: Sitcom writers have tried to recreate Michael Richards’s fascinating oddball, but they always end up with a… (answer in 5) #
- WORDY GURDY:…tamer Kramer. Excellent, @seanclaes! Very close, @tom_pearson. #
- Not sure if I tossed & turned all night or peacefully dreamed about tossing & turning. Let’s hope for the latter. #
- Noam Chomsky coloring book! http://tinyurl.com/bqhn7e Feel free to dissent outside the lines. #
- That hour we’re losing…that was the time I was really going to shine this weekend, I just know it. #
- Ailing But Calm,Darling,Ever Fussy,Geri’s Heart Is Just Kinda Left Mute.New/Old Photos Quietly Rest Somewhere?There!Under Veiled Wounds.XYZ! #
- @tom_pearson Also, YMCA gets people moving, which makes them hungry, increasing consumption. It’s perfect. in reply to tom_pearson #
- Following real live authors tonight at Cafe Caffeine. What should I play? Folk-rock summary of The Great Gatsby? http://tinyurl.com/am2cos #
- @ExML Wordy is just what I need, actually, if only I was motivated to write and not nap before the show. in reply to ExML #
- Enjoyed HBO’s “Right America Feeling Wronged.” Apparently, grown conservative men will weep at the drop of a hat when they’re on camera. #
- Tickets are still available for Spike Gillespie’s Dick Monologues Wed. night! 7 pm. Hyde Park Theatre. http://dickmonologues.com #






