- Spike Gillespie announces next Dick Monologues show April 15! http://tinyurl.com/c24p92 #
- @springsteen Please let Austinites know the Cactus is hosting a Springsteen tribute on April 6! http://tinyurl.com/chz9n7 in reply to springsteen #
- Wonder Woman has a Lasso of Truth. Indiana Jones deserves a Miracle Whip, especially after that last movie. #
- @tom_pearson Easily misunderstood as “Form a nice gondola!” You know, for tourists. in reply to tom_pearson #
- Backing up my hard drive. You should all do this right now. Also floss, meditate, and unplug your phone charger. #
- Just got back from Lockhart, checking out fine BBQ and Waiting for Guffman shooting sites. Corky, we want you to live. #








