- No one can break a $50 in this town? I just assumed the wealth of my dreams would bring slippery ease to this terrestrial one-act. Wrong. #
- Say what you will about parking garages. They've got great acoustics for humming Del Amitri tunes on a Friday. #
- @oh_steph Hipsters make me feel old. I use the term negatively when they're walking too slow. If I like 'em, I say "guppy" or "go-getter." in reply to oh_steph #
- I think I'll go buy a burger and a iPhone after work. #
- God called me to despise Michele Bachmann this day. I dare not question His will. http://tinyurl.com/ldtvzr #
