Southpaw Jones

CRUELTY is now available!
Order the CD now at southpawjones.com.
Purchase MP3s at cdbaby.com or .
Grab a copy in real time at Waterloo Records or End of an Ear in Austin.
Or buy one from me any Thursday at Flipnotics @ the Triangle.

• Thirty-pound toothbrush

• Take out power steering

• Habitat for Humanity

• Hot pursuit on foot

• Constipation

• Grating parmesan oregano

• Stiff door hinges throughout home

• Uninhibited sex

• Bury alarm clock in pile of weights

• Discus throw from the couch to cable news pundit faces

as reported in The New York Times

August 27, 1908
BUST OF TAFT STOLEN.
So Heavy That Wagon Was Necessary to Get Away With It.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I’m tired of robots manning this ship! They are so boring! People make sailing the seven seas better. I swear, the next hire I make is going to be a…

Highlight here for answer: [human crewman]


The Most Curious Graves and Tombstones

Superior to all the religions is the Love of God and superior to all types of worship is seeing God.
Riaz Ahmed Gohar Shahi

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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SATURDAY, AUGUST 30, 2008
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
8:00 pm
Wyldwood House Concert
4205 Wyldwood Road
AUSTIN, TX
wyldwood.startlogic.com
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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2008
Celebrating the lyrics of CRUELTY!
BookPeople
603 N. Lamar
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 472-5050
www.bookpeople.com