Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:
Just in case you wanted to know more about me…
Turn-ons: Warmth, foul language, hospital ice, lace, cleanliness.
Turn-offs: Jowls, righteous indignation, plastic bags for/containing dog poop, attitude, dramatic pauses.
Turn-ups: Aerosmith, They Might Be Giants, “She’s in Love with the Boy”, Huey Lewis & The News, Charlie Rose.
Turn-downs: Matchbox 20, television commercials, invitations, collars, callers.
Turn-backs: comforters, armies, house guests, page corners, to childhood.
Turnips: Red, white, root, demanding, cold remedy.
Turn-ins: HEB, Costco, Polvo’s, early, TPS reports.
Turn-overs: mattresses, cars, pancakes, lovers, employees.
Turn-tos: girlfriend, friends, mother, sister, the vast oneness.
Turn-outs: night-light, songs, voters, driveways, to be a fine young man.
Turntables: two, please, plus a microphone if you’ve got one.
Matt the Electrician and I perform tonight at Cafe Mundi and next Friday at the Cactus Cafe. Do what you must in response!
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Cafe Mundi
1704 E. 5th St.
Austin, TX
512-236-8634
http://cafemundi.com
Friday, June 29th, 2007
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Cactus Cafe
SW Corner of Texas Union, UT Campus
Austin, TX
512.475.6515
http://utexas.edu/student/txunion/ae/cactus/index.php?cactus=current
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in
the world is fixed.
Frank Deford
Online Museum of the Week
50s and 60s Album Covers:
Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
Um, who is that big purple dinosaur working the funnel cake trailer?
Highlight here for answer: [carney Barney]
Thank you, come again!
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