Southpaw Jones

• Lists

• Tiny brunettes with straight ponytails, sundresses, comically oversized sunglasses, and low GPAs

• Whiskers on kittens

• Grace

• AyePhones that electronically force you to be more agreeable

• Homeliness

• Flying in the face of everything we know

• Sackcloth

• Speculation

• Nose blush

as reported in The New York Times

March 24, 1908
MISS BRUNS WHIPS WRITER.
Lashes Correspondent Because of Story Concerning Her.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I asked that small donkey to clean my place, and man, every nook and cranny is absolutely spotless. That is one…

Highlight here for answer: [thorough burro]


Modern Products in a Vintage Light

There are potentially as many interpretations as there are observers. Every idea, person, or object is potentially simultaneously many things depending on the perspective from which it is viewed. A steer is a steak to a rancher, a sacred object to a Hindu, and a collection of genes and proteins to a molecular biologist.
Ellen Langer

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://flipnotics.com
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FRIDAY, MARCH 28, 2008
10:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
The Fairmount
600 W. Magnolia Ave. 76104
FORT WORTH, TX
817.420.9455

http://thefairmountlive.com

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SUNDAY, MARCH 30, 2008
2:00 PM
Spike Gillespie’s Dick Monologues
Hyde Park Theater
AUSTIN, TX

http://dickmonologues.com