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Songs, Puns, Software from Southpaw Jones
Songs, Puns, Software from Southpaw Jones

Songs, Puns, Software

Dearest reader,

I’m branching out beyond music in my old age; I hope you don’t mind that this newsletter reflects that. Here are my latest adventures.

Out of Bounds Comedy Festival

I’m excited to be booked as part of Austin’s largest independent comedy festival, Out of Bounds. My solo variety set is scheduled for Friday night, September 2, at Coldtowne Theater. Be there!


2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships

Another year, another near-victory. I proudly placed 2nd in the Punniest in Show category of Austin’s annual competition with the following meditation on birds: Southpaw Jones Pun Off 2016. To preview the event, Austin Monthly magazine produced this fun profile of yours truly. You can see my 2014 and 2015 performances on my new Pun page.


Deciso: A Simple Web App for Tough Decisions

Introducing my first piece of public-facing software! At my day job, I develop university web applications, but all of that work is owned and lives behind impenetrable security. When my friend Emil Kresl of Raison Living approached me to code the web’s first weighted decision-making assistant, I was glad to do it. Here is the result: Deciso. If you enjoy quantifying your thought process and understanding your reasoning for the choices you make, check it out. It’s free! Let me know if you have any questions.


Songs, Songs, Songs!

Some sketches and some full homemade recordings. Listen at your leisure.

Battleship of Maine
My attempt at remaking an old folk song.

Tools for the Lost Frontier
Finally, I have composed an original round along with my finest synth solo.

Waylon Jennings Ate My CD
An original love story about a girl, a dog, and digital media.

Certain Kinds of People
Another sketch that I cannot improve upon. Stellar modulation.

Hard & Confusing (I Know)
Vulnerable, cheery, and nearly a cappella.

This Old Flag (Live from Industry Night) Includes adult language.
This is that time I got kicked off stage at Austin’s illustrious variety show.

Sister Station
Lonely little sci-fi drama.

Baked Potato
Blues you can use to choose new shoes.

In the Year 2016
Resolutions for this half-finished year.


Ye Olde Displays of Support & Affection

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Purchase a song and/or album at CDBaby, iTunes, Amazon, Google Play, etc.


Thanks for reading!
Southpaw

Thanks for Your Chatter!

Sincere thanks to everyone who put respect on my name as part of Southpaw Jones Chatter Day 2016!

SouthpawJones.com remains open year-round for less-prompted listening and sharing.

WATCH: This Old Flag

Remember that time I got kicked off the stage at Industry Night?
This is that.
Warning: Adult language.
Warning: Folk patriotism.