Homemade video for “Fatty Arbuckle,” a song of tranformation from the album CRUELTY, available at southpawjones.com/music, iTunes, and Amazon. Do you love it?

An rather loud, informative retelling.

Happy Halloween! Here’s a pic of sweet Maggie as a zombie boy scout about to dance as part of the record-breaking Austin crew of 881 people last Saturday.

She’s hot even when she’s androgynous and undead!

Here’s a video covering Austin’s Thrill the World performance that I was fortunate enough to witness:

Thrill the World: Austin from Joey Castillo on Vimeo.

And another scary video for Halloween:

as reported in The New York Times

October 31, 1908
SKELETON IN A TRUNK.
Found in the Woods Near Hygiene Institute — Peddler Arrested.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

You can’t just call it frightening. I mean, it’s really creepy. Extra terrifying. How else can I put this? It’s…

Highlight here for answer: [very scary]


I Am Beautiful Too: Slime Mold Rehabilitated

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting.
Lorna Luft

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2008
7:00 PM
Spike Gillespie’s Dick Monologues
Hyde Park Theatre
511 West 43rd Street 78751
AUSTIN, TX
For reservations, tickets and info: spike@spikeg.com
dickmonologues.com
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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2008
8:00 PM
CRUELTY Release Show!
Opening Bell – Mosaic
300 North Akard #300 75202
DALLAS, TX
214-665-BELL
openingbellcoffee.com
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2008
7:30 PM
Opening for The Asylum Street Spankers!
Jefferson Freedom Cafe
1959 Sandy Lane 76112
FORT WORTH, TX
jeffersonfreedomcafe.org
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2008
9:00 PM (Doors open at 8.)
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576
www.andersonfair.com
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5, 2008
Lajitas Resort
HC 70, Box 400 79852
LAJITAS, TX
432.424.5000
lajitas.com
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CRUELTY is now available!
Order the CD now at southpawjones.com.
Purchase MP3s at cdbaby.com or .
Grab a copy in real time at Waterloo Records, End of an Ear, or Bookpeople in Austin.
Or buy one from me any Thursday at Flipnotics @ the Triangle.
Thank you, come again!
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E-mail southpaw@southpawjones.com
©2008 Southpaw Jones. All rights reserved.

CRUELTY is now available!
Order the CD now at southpawjones.com.
Purchase MP3s at cdbaby.com or .
Grab a copy in real time at Waterloo Records, End of an Ear, or Bookpeople in Austin.
Or buy one from me any Thursday at Flipnotics @ the Triangle.

Here is a slide show from the fine folks at Stop Domain Subsidies featuring my award-winning song, “That’s Our Domain.” I posted the audio and lyrics last week.

Spread the word, and remember to vote FOR Prop 2 on Election Day!

as reported in The New York Times

October 7, 1908
ANTI-SALOON PARADE.
ATLANTIC CITY — Nearly 4,000 men, women, and children paraded from Chelsea on Atlantic Avenue and thence to the Steel Pier by way of Pennsylvania Avenue to-night, carrying banners, headed by brass bands, shouting that the saloons must go and singing psalms.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Here’s a list of the children I take care of. I haven’t adopted them, but I truly love every single member of my…

Highlight here for answer: [foster roster]


Fun with Pie Charts

The banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly bank. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Alan King

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15, 2008
7:00 pm
Bettysport
916 A. West 12th St. 78703
AUSTIN, TX
Happy Hour for Austin Duathletes and Austin Runners Club.
www.bettysport.com
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2008
9:00 PM (Doors open at 8.)
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576
www.andersonfair.com